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Random Things #1

Thoughts I have had recently

 

My bikini regrowth is giving me hellish friction burn in spin class.

 

Sometimes all you need is a little perspective.
Sometimes all you need is a little perspective.

 

I may die with brown, stained teeth, but I’ll never give up my morning (and afternoon, and evening) tea.

 

What I really need is a calm and collected gentleman in expensive clothes with his fingers up my cunt.

 

Sophie Dahl has to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

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